dreamychocolateprincess:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate

dreamychocolateprincess:

everyonelovesrobots:

barcodeddna:

evilpotato:

crowley-for-king:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

It is I, the Black Man in America

they call me the functional alcoholic

Have no fear!
HUMAN COP THAT GETS AWAY WITH MURDER IS HERE!

You’re friendly neighbourhood Super Cold Hot Dog

watch out for the bad motherfuckin creepy roommate

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alexzandreazendi:

viktormayrin:

tinypeckers:

WAIT

WHAT DAY DOES RWBY VOLUME TWO GET RELEASEDD?

Episode 1 will air tomorrow at 5pm -6.00GMT for sponsors, 6pm for members, and 7pm for the public on RoosterTeeth.com

aka 6pm EST for sponsors, 7pm EST for members, and 8pm EST for public

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A New Dawn: Leona

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-atlas:

this is one of the smallest parrots in the world aND I REACHED OUT TO GIVE HIM A SUNFLOWER SEED BUT HE WANTED A HEAD SCRATCH INSTEAD. MY HEART MELTED. JUST LOOK AT HIM

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mobsterqueen:

Help I can’t stop doodling Kimball
Her fantastic character is just too powerful so have this lazy quickie just because

mobsterqueen:

Help I can’t stop doodling Kimball

Her fantastic character is just too powerful so have this lazy quickie just because

reblogged 1 day ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 246 notes via/source

toramusprime:

Kimballs suit just made her look like she had little wings in her shoulder pad thing and i really wanted to draw it. 

p.s. the wings are too short so all they’re good for is slapping Felix (or anyone else.)

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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-
Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS
DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.
Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE
DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.
Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER
DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.
Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW
DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...
Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.
DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.
Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM
DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.
Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO
DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-
Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK
DC: Wait-
Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR
DC: I didn't-
Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA
Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE
Marvel: PEACE
reblogged 1 day ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 100,978 notes via/source

ruiningurtumblogs:

twilektimelord:

fororchestra:

adrianshhh:

image

Sometimes I think of how one tiny mutated cell can wipe out our whole civilization, but then I watch a video like this and think “nah, we’re way too awesome of a species to be defeated.”

I feel like my life is complete after watching this.

HOLY SHITTING CHRIST.HOW DOES HE MANAGE TO KEEP SUCH A GOOD TONE QUALITY. WHAT THE SHIT. I CAN’T. JUST.

Seriously, as somebody who is relatively good at the flute let me tell you that that is really fucking difficult. REALLY FUCKING DIFFICULT. That’s like the flautist’s equivalent of trying to talk normally whilst breathing in: it just isn’t doable. This guy is using some freaky fucking sorcery. As if that weren’t bad enough: HIS FINGERS ON THAT LAST BLOODY SCALE HOLY SHIT. HOW CAN YOU MOVE THAT FAST. I CAN’T EVEN DO F BLOODY MAJOR THAT FAST AND IT’S THE EASIEST BLOODY SCALE WE HAVE HOLY CHRIST.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 173,965 notes via/source

the-wicked-king-spoke:

Some of the Velvets i did today.

reblogged 1 day ago @ 22 Jul 2014 with 1,761 notes via/source